Good Morning Poem – 2 pink coins

Hello jell-O

Hi there Grizzly bear!

How are you caribou!

I’m fine porcupine!

What’s up butter cup?

Not much coconut!

Hi, hi, pumpkin pie!

How you been dolphin!

Just great rattle snake.

What’s shakin’, little bacon?

Not a lot, tater tot!

This is how our day begins!

Little Boy Blue – 2 pink coins

Please cover your nose. 
You sneezed on Miss Muffet
and ruined her clothes.
You sprayed Mother Hubbard
and now she is sick.
You put out the fire
on Jack's candle stick.
Your sneeze is the reason
why Humpty fell down.
You drenched Yankee Doodle
when he came to town.
The blind mice are angry!
The sheep are upset!
From now on, use a tissue
so no one gets wet!

My Next Door Neighbor - 3 pink coins

My next door neighbor is a witch,
And she lives way down in a ditch.
Her clothing is a little strange,
Because she never wants to change.
She has a black robe and a black hat,
Green skin and a smelly black cat.
A big fat wart grows on her nose,
And seventeen pimples on her toes.

But...her food is EVEN worse,
Because she eats it course by course.
Her first course is seven dead bats,
Laid on top of seven rats.
Then she has twenty flies
With lots and lots of llama eyes.
Her main course is a horrible soup,
Because it's made with doggie poop.
But worst of all is her dessert.
It's little children rolled in dirt.

Last night she had a witch's feast
And turned into a greedy beast.
I think she cooked my best friend Tilly
And ate her with some peas and broccoli.

That scared me most of all!

My Big Fat Cat - 3 pink coins

I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around
Wherever there's lots of food,
that's where he'll be found

He's really good at eating,
It's a talent, I suppose
I'm sure if he keeps at it
he'd win the talent shows

I own a big fat cat- 
He weighs at least a ton
He couldn't run to save his life
Yes, he isn't much fun

His favorite room's the kitchen,
(I'm sure we all know why)
He eats just about everything
So that's why with a sigh...

I'd like to tell you teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped
my homework in his plate

When The World Turned Upside Down– 3 pink coins

The day when the world
turned upside down:
when a frown became a smile
and a smile became a frown.

When the mice chased the cats
the cats chased the dogs.
The dogs laughed out loud

at the pink and yellow frogs.

When you went to bed in the daytime
and got up at night.
When birds caught the school bus
and the cows took flight.

When the moon came out
in the middle of the day
and all of the ocean's fish
rolled around in the hay.

When the children ruled the world
and ice cream was for free
and the elephants shrank
to the size of a flea.

When the grass rained lollipops
up to the sky.
When you wanted to laugh
but could only cry.

When magic beans were real
and giants very small,
you would eat spiders legs
so you could creep up the wall.

This all happened when the
world turned upside down
after I went to bed
with a smile - not a frown.